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Random Texas A&M Zebra Attempts To Get Ripped

Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

The Texas A&M Aggies are really excited about joining the SEC this season. How excited? How about zebra on campus excited? Yeah, you heard me right.

Brad Barnes from the TAMU compliance office sent out this tweet on Wednesday.

Hey bro, zebras gotta pump iron, too. Zebra was probably just in the neighborhood and was like, “Oh man, new weight room? Bout to get my swole on up in here.” But the zebra didn’t realize you need to be part of the football team to use the facilities. It’s easy for a zebra to make that mistake

I’m just sad it wasn’t this zebra:

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But Texas A&M definitely isn’t cool enough for that. No offense to TAMU. Most people can’t handle how awesome the shufflin’ zebra is.

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