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The Algorithm of the Night

by Grant Brisbee

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Google recently added pictures to their search function, which brings up a player’s face and a short biography whenever you search for them. Sam Miller collected some of the best over at Baseball Prospectus a couple months ago.

↵But via Reddit, we might have the best of them all. Behold: Alex Rios, as described by Google. (NSFWish)

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