The St. Louis Rams and their fans have caught football fever. The kind that only comes with a last-minute win due to a boneheaded play by the opposition. Wooo! To celebrate the cunning of their coach and their team, the Rams promotions department has crafted the best giveaway of the year. Or creepiest. Whichever!
The Rams Want You To Put Jeff Fisher On Your Face
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According to Rachel Nichols of ESPN, the Rams will be conducting a very interesting fan giveaway at Sunday’s game. St. Louis fans will receive stick-on mustaches in ... uh, honor, I guess ... of head coach Jeff Fisher. Here’s a look at the “Fisher Stache.”
Dear lord. Generally, Fisher is at about a “Dale Earnhardt” on the Stache-O-Meter, or roughly 0.4 Sellecks (if you’re in a country that uses the metric system). This has him at a full Sam Elliott at LEAST. Where’s quality control when you need it?
And allow this to become your waking nightmare, if you will:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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