Stop Naming Your Children Josh Johnson

Here’s what happens when you search for “Josh Johnson” at SB Nation:

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↵I’m not supposed to tell you this, but soon we’ll be rolling out a new feature that scans your brain via your webcam so that when you search for “Josh Johnson,” it’ll go right to the one you want. And I wouldn’t worry about the radiation--if you’ve ever had a dental X-ray, it’s basically like doing that 50,000 times.