NBA action: Heat, Spurs cruise on Thursday

The Spurs offense was all-cylinders roaring, shooting 58.9 percent on the night from the field and 47.1 percent from beyond the arc. In contrast, the Clippers shot 42.1 percent from the field as their offense lacked three-point spacing, going only 5-16 from deep.

• Metta World Peace greets cops wearing Cookie Monster pajamas

Per basketball-reference.com, this is LeBron’s third missed dunk of the season. But I bet none were this funny.

There is no context really needed here. It’s a halftime act that involves spinning around using teeth. That’s it.

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