YARRRRRGH I HAVE ALSO GONE TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME AND I DO NOT EVEN NEED A BAT!
Crazed Blue Jays fan has a bat
YARRRRGH I HAVE GONE TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME AND I HAVE A BAT!


Tom Szczerbowski
YARRRRGH I HAVE GONE TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME AND I HAVE A BAT!


YARRRRRGH I HAVE ALSO GONE TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME AND I DO NOT EVEN NEED A BAT!
Go Jays?
Update: Or is it Mike Myers? You make the call.