The GIF Oracle understands that you wish to see athletic greatness

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you have told me you wish to witness athletic greatness.

I am sorry, but if I showed you all these GIFs at once, your browser might start crying. Your browser is your trustworthy ally and not your rented mule, do you understand? Let’s get to the bottom of this. Please click the statement that best reflects your hopes and dreams within this space.

Nevermind. Take me back, you useless Oracle.