The GIF Oracle understands that you wish to see athletic failures

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you have expressed your desire to see failure in GIF format. Yes, well, I’m going to need you to be more specific. There are so many different flavors of failure that we’re really going to have to nail this down. You realize that I have dozens of failure GIFs in my archives, yes?

Help me help you. Please click the statement that best reflects your hopes and dreams within this space.

No, no, no. None of this. Take me back, you useless Oracle.