The GIF Oracle has learned that you would like to see a falling-down GIF

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you desire an animated GIF of an individual falling down for no good reason, but first, I must find out more. There are several different flavors of “falling down sports GIFs,” and if I posted them all on a single page, your browser would be quite upset. Besides, this way, I got an extra page view out of you. And I haven’t even shown you any GIFs in return! Do you feel like an idiot? If I were you, I would probably feel like an idiot. Ah ha ha ha ha. Look at Clicky McTrackpad over here, he or she will just click on any old thing.

I’m just kidding. Please don’t be upset. Please choose the statement below that best reflects the sort of GIF you would like to see.

Nevermind. I have lost interest in such foolishness.