The GIF Oracle would like to show you a terrible throw, pass, or shot

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you have requested an animated sports GIF of an awful throw, pass, or shot.

Did you know that throughout the course of sports history, a ball has gone where it was not intended to go over 35 times? Don’t worry, I won’t keep you here all day. I, the GIF ORACLE, will show you a selection of only the worst passes, throws, or shots.

Here are your GIFs.

Created by: @cjzero.

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