The GIF Oracle would like to show you some terrible punting

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you wish to see some terrible punting.

“Punt” shares its name with the dimple on the bottom of every wine bottle. Both cheat you out of a little extra fun, and both are completely useless. If you humans allowed me, the GIF ORACLE, to re-arrange your society as I saw fit, I would forever abolish the institution of both football punting and wine punts. I would also abolish corking fees at restaurants for making absolutely no sense. And then I would return the reins of your society to your own little wrinkled incapable hands, because even a moment in your company would drive me to sorrow and exhaustion. You are real pieces of work.

Here are your GIFs.

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Created by: @bubbaprog.

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None of these GIFs will do. Take me back, you worthless Oracle.