The GIF Oracle understands that you’re looking for folks who misunderstand the concept of drinking vessels

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you desire a GIF in which individuals misunderstand how cups and other such drinking vessels work.

This is a strangely hyper-specific request, and I don’t know why you would ask such a thing. Perhaps even stranger: I have what you are looking for. Drinking is simple, yes? I suppose I wouldn’t know, because I, the GIF ORACLE, do not require fluids. I thirst only for your attention. Click through my HTML veins, dear lifeblood, and I shall pump you through my robot heart.

Here are your GIFs.

Created by: @bubbaprog.

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I’m done with this silliness. Take me back, you useless Oracle.