The GIF Oracle has learned that you want an unsettling GIF

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you have requested a weird GIF; specifically, an unsettling GIF.

These GIFs step beyond the realm of mere weirdness and tomfoolery, and into bizarre horizons unknown. If these spectacles represented the world as it truly was, you would probably crawl headfirst into a sleeping bag with some water and crackers and wait for the Lord’s angels to save you. No one would blame you for being unready, least of all me, the GIF ORACLE.

Here are your GIFs. I am sorry.

Created by: @jose3030.

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Created by: NBA Offseason.

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This was dreadful. I feel ill. Take me back, useless Oracle.