The GIF has some supernatural occurrences to show you that cannot be explained

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you desire weirdness; in particular, a GIF of a supernatural occurrence that defies rational explanation.

As a mere collective of web pages, I, the GIF ORACLE, have great difficulty processing phenomena that do not follow observable strings of logic. To comprehend such things, I need a signifier other than 1 and 0. Perhaps a ∏. Do you know how to type that? Simple. Just type ∏. Why can’t you do it? Do you feel bad that you don’t know how to do that? I can do it, but you can’t. ∏.

Here are your GIFs.

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- baseball equipment that looks like a bat besides bats
- how to catch a baseball whilst napping

Created by: @bubbaprog.

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- the lord loves a touchback

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- teleporting wizard says “hey what’s goin on around here”
- referee mystical clone army
- whose idea was it to use a genie wish on more referees

Created by: SomethingAwful.com forum member Jagfire.

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- “kismet touched” meaning
- the king midas of football
- god’s most perfect angel

I’ve had my fill. Take me back, Oracle.