The GIF Oracle understands that you desire confusion and helplessness

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you wish to witness spectacles of confusion and helplessness.

These are not GIFs of mere jackassery or tomfoolery or folly. These are moving images of individuals who are underprepared for, and overwhelmed by, the situations in which they find themselves.

Here are your GIFs.

Created by: River Ave. Blues.

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- what if a baseball weighed 25 pounds
- how to throw a game if you are up by 6 runs with 2 outs in the 9th

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- one of like 8 million GIFs of the yankees being dumb
- fat albert catchphrase bodily harm

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- anthropomorphic condiment balk. thanks in advance google

Created by: @bubbaprog.

Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:

- when is sportscenter
- what is next
- i understand that there is a relationship on “sportscenter” and “next” but am uncertain as to the specifics of this particular arrangement. i am wondering this while in the middle of a fight. please help

Ridiculous, all of it. Forget I asked. Take me back, you useless Oracle.