The GIF Oracle knows you wish to see disaster befall a sports fan

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you would like to see disaster befall a sports fan. Goodness. I, the GIF ORACLE, have taken all this time to curate all these wonderful GIFs of beautiful human beings, and the only ones you’re interested in are the ones who suffer physical or emotional harm. What does that say about you? That you are a giant butt-head, is what!

I am sorry for cursing. By the way, the GIF ORACLE refrains from strong cursing. Please feel free to show the GIF ORACLE at your church, grade school, cussless commune, or post office.

Here are your GIFs.

Created by: @bubbaprog.

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