I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you wish to see sad children, and you wish to see sad children because you are a monster unfit to be loved. I, the GIF ORACLE, promised not to cuss, but I never said I wouldn’t call a spade a spade, you hairless ape of the drywall deserts.
The GIF Oracle has some sad children to show you
I am the GIF ORACLE. I am here to help you find the animated sports GIF you desire.


Here are your GIFs.
DODGERS FAN DROPS CHILD.
Created by: @mccoveychron.
Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:
- “parental responsibilities” “being a damn superstar” order of operations
- a GIF that makes me feel actually genuinely sad
LADY STEALS FOUL BALL FROM CHILD.
Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WILLIE THE WILDCAT.
Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:
- man, why did i click the “sad child” page, what is wrong with me
MARINERS FAN RUNS OVER CHILD.
Perhaps you arrived here from Google by searching:
- yes, you dolt, that home run ball is going to be priceless, as evidenced by the 14 people who are attending this game
- yes, by all means, bowl over the child-obstacle in pursuit of a trinket
- i just caught myself feeling good about the future of man for a moment and i really need a GIF to help me squash this feeling immediately















