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The 8 *dumbest* abdominal muscles on Cristiano Ronaldo

A classic listicle, remixed.

by Michael Katz
Adam Pretty
(1) Bro, do you even lift?

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(2) This guy can’t even *spell* gym.

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(3) What even is that!

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(4) Pathetic, really.

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(5) HAHAHA *doubles over*

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(6) HAHAHAH *catches breath* “Guys, get a load of this.”

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(7) Pshhhhhhh whatever.

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(8) Please put a shirt on, dude!

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