AMERICA WE LOSTWON
USA vs. Germany live coverage: Come follow all the action
Let’s enjoy a stressful two hours together, friends. Join us as we watch and discuss both USA vs. Germany and Portugal vs. Ghana. If you want to watch the game online, here’s all of your options.
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Brian_Hall [2:00 PM]:
USA didn’t want to win the group because then they’d have to play on the 4th.
Brian Floyd [1:59 PM]:
Here's when the United States will play their next World Cup game
Finishing second in the group means the United States gets an extra day of rest and a shorter travel schedule.
Ryan Van Bibber [1:58 PM]:
When will USA play next?
Clay Wendler [1:56 PM]:
Brian_Hall [1:55 PM]:
“Yeah, well we’ll see you in the final, Germany!”
Brian_Hall [1:54 PM]:
STILL STANDING.
Whatsabaseball [1:54 PM]:
AND YOU’RE THROUGH!
godsewa23 [1:53 PM]:
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Seth Pollack [1:53 PM]:
phew
Jack Peglow [1:53 PM]:
voidcaster [1:53 PM]:
its over
voidcaster [1:53 PM]:
congrats guys!
smk73 [1:52 PM]:
beep beep beep US backing in beep beep
godsewa23 [1:52 PM]:
WE ARE GOING TO BRAZIL
Jason Kirk [1:52 PM]:
We are the tackiest people in any international collective, by far and forever #USA
westgarth [1:52 PM]:
Where was this the last 40 minutes?
godsewa23 [1:52 PM]:
THAT WAS CLOSE
Jeremiah Oshan [1:52 PM]:
feel free to blow this whistle anytime ref
Brian_Hall [1:52 PM]:
Yedlin is so damn fun to watch
Jason Kirk [1:52 PM]:
SHOTS NEAR GOAL
Clay Wendler [1:51 PM]:
Cory Williams [1:51 PM]:
oh my god
David Roth [1:51 PM]:
Moar Yedlin
voidcaster [1:51 PM]:
owowow so close
crs334 [1:51 PM]:
90 minutes, they were having so much fun they just added another game
Cory Williams [1:50 PM]:
4 minutes
Christopher Breeden [1:50 PM]:
oh wait, i think i read that wrong, anyone know the time added to the POR/GHA game?
Christopher Breeden [1:50 PM]:
only +1’ in Por/Gha game
Jason Kirk [1:50 PM]:
Jason Kirk [1:49 PM]:
Four minutes added. Let’s go get two points!
godsewa23 [1:48 PM]:
Ian Clarke with the sick pitch invader burn.
Whatsabaseball [1:47 PM]:
BBC commentary: “A German village just lost its idiot”
Jason Kirk [1:47 PM]:
Idiot on the field! An encouraging sign for the Americans!
westgarth [1:47 PM]:
Weak
Whatsabaseball [1:47 PM]:
Germany is perfecting their diving skills, I see!
Jason Kirk [1:47 PM]:
“BULLSHIT” chant in Brazil
Cory Williams [1:46 PM]:
this ref.
Christopher Breeden [1:46 PM]:
how much time do you think the ref is going to add?
Seth Pollack [1:45 PM]:
Poor Dempsey. I think he died and no one told him.
Jeremiah Oshan [1:44 PM]:
@david I say this as someone who watches Yedlin every week, he is.
Jason Kirk [1:44 PM]:
@DavidRoth agreed
Ryan Van Bibber [1:44 PM]:
This is Kasserine Pass all over again
berkekasif [1:44 PM]:
Ronaldo, you da real MVP!
David Roth [1:44 PM]:
I say this as a total soccer super-n00b, but Yedlin is fun as hell.
James Dator [1:42 PM]:
Things are looking up!
James Dator [1:42 PM]:
Whatsabaseball [1:42 PM]:
@Bakuto if you’re listening to british commentators you got no chance, mate… we’re all negativity all the time lol
Jason Kirk [1:41 PM]:
@Jeremiah Oshan MICHAEL JORDAN WOULD.
Jeremiah Oshan [1:40 PM]:
does ian darke think the us players have ear pieces with ghana-portugal game on?
Christopher Breeden [1:40 PM]:
i wouldn’t be too disappointed with a 0-1, but i would much rather see 1-2 if the US are going to lose personally
Bakuto [1:40 PM]:
I wish the announcers would talk more about how we are going to tie/win/score than how we can back our way into the next round.
voidcaster [1:39 PM]:
still 3 to go
crs334 [1:39 PM]:
it is me, Ronaldo
godsewa23 [1:39 PM]:
THANKS (BUT ALSO I HATE YOU) RONALDO
Cory Williams [1:38 PM]:
Ronaldo is beautiful
Brian_Hall [1:38 PM]:
Ronaldo may have just punched our ticket, ironically.
Whatsabaseball [1:38 PM]:
@James Dator It was pretty great
David Roth [1:38 PM]:
Never a more handsome moment for Ronaldo than that.
Christopher Breeden [1:38 PM]:
Really? You’re not messing with me!? :D
James Dator [1:38 PM]:
Attention: Genitals have been sighted at the Ghana-Portugal game — exposed genitals
Jason Kirk [1:38 PM]:
RONADLDOOOOOO 2-1!!
— SB Nation Soccer (@SBNationSoccer) June 26, 2014
Mike Prada [1:38 PM]:
YES!
Charlie Gebow [1:37 PM]:
PORTU GOAL
berkekasif [1:37 PM]:
probably Belgium, Ryan
crs334 [1:37 PM]:
Canada
Ryan Van Bibber [1:37 PM]:
Who do we play if the current results hold?
Kim McCauley [1:36 PM]:
For the love of god will a producer please correct Ian Darke
Brian_Hall [1:36 PM]:
Meanwhile at the Portugal – Ghana match: Penis
Jeremiah Oshan [1:34 PM]:
So, a journalist has just turned up at media centre for Algeria-Russia … in a Ukraine shirt
— Sid Lowe (@sidlowe) June 26, 2014
westgarth [1:34 PM]:
Why hasn’t the Benny Hill theme started playing in the stadium?
smk73 [1:34 PM]:
everyone should be kneeling like little kid soccer
Jason Kirk [1:34 PM]:
“Bloody Americans” — English person speaking literally
godsewa23 [1:32 PM]:
Ow.
Jason Kirk [1:32 PM]:
Clay Wendler [1:32 PM]:
Brian Floyd [1:31 PM]:
EVERYONE HURT
Jeremiah Oshan [1:31 PM]:
well that looks bad
James Dator [1:30 PM]:
DEUCE’S NOSE AGAIN
Jason Kirk [1:30 PM]:
Germany just broke out a figure four, where’s the flag
Seth Pollack [1:30 PM]:
It’s Mix time now.
jessezweben [1:30 PM]:
I’d be fine with a Tim Howard vs. Germany goalie boxing match at midfield to decide game.
smk73 [1:29 PM]:
of all the days to stop sniffing glue
crs334 [1:28 PM]:
nobody will ever know
crs334 [1:28 PM]:
Im stealing that chart
Jason Kirk [1:28 PM]:
@Jon Bois chart free for theft
Grant Brisbee [1:28 PM]:
@Jon Bois Did you adjust for toggle?
Ryan Van Bibber [1:28 PM]:
Captain America had really let himself go
Brian Floyd [1:28 PM]:
@Jon Bois you forgot chart by jon
Jon Bois [1:27 PM]:
i just mapped out the possible outcomes, hope this is helpful
berkekasif [1:27 PM]:
Advancing is the best thing that can happen right now..
Jon Bois [1:27 PM]:
David Roth [1:27 PM]:
As a NFL fan, RVB demands more than merely advancing. He demands only the ELITE.
Jason Kirk [1:27 PM]:
Germany goalie might as well be performing halftime show at midfield
Jeremiah Oshan [1:26 PM]:
Advancing seems pretty awesome to me right now.
Ryan Van Bibber [1:26 PM]:
Advancing somehow doesn’t feel like enough at this point
kevin.beckstrand.3 [1:25 PM]:
someone pull Bradley!!!!
Seth Pollack [1:25 PM]:
Can’t we just pay Ghana not to score?
Jeremiah Oshan [1:24 PM]:
Ian Darke just got the US advancement scenario wrong. Ghana winning 2-1 and US losing 1-0 would still allow US to advance.
Jason Kirk [1:23 PM]:
we’re fine
Ryan Nanni [1:23 PM]:
everything is hurting
James Dator [1:21 PM]:
Jason Kirk [1:20 PM]:
Continue the process. Germany will soon run out of shins.
Jeremiah Oshan [1:20 PM]:
when playing advantage goes horribly wrong
Jason Kirk [1:19 PM]:
smk73 [1:18 PM]:
@Mike Prada he had a good couple seasons with Derek Harper, helped the Mavs win
David Roth [1:18 PM]:
Veteran presence: 
Matt Watson [1:18 PM]:
Just a reminder for everyone
James Dator [1:18 PM]:
Everyone is watching the USMNT, no one is at work
A brief roundup of cities where NO WORK IS GETTING DONE.
Jeremiah Oshan [1:18 PM]:
Gotta think Klinsmann was hoping for some set pieces, which of course never came.
Mike Prada [1:17 PM]:
why did brad davis start anyway?
Brian Floyd [1:17 PM]:
Oh hey Brad Davis was playing
Jason Kirk [1:17 PM]:
It's ghana be klose.
— alex (@steven_lebron) June 26, 2014
Clay Wendler [1:17 PM]:
crs334 [1:16 PM]:
on the plus side, soccer is meaningless and nothing is real
Seth Pollack [1:16 PM]:
Space Jam Monsters stole Bradley’s skill…right?
Christopher Breeden [1:16 PM]:
Germand and Ghana both score… sigh
Jason Kirk [1:15 PM]:
| 2 | |
| Germanyghana | 2 |
| USAportugal | 1 |
Brian_Hall [1:15 PM]:
On the plus side, the USA has played better down than up throughout this World Cup thus far.
voidcaster [1:15 PM]:
haha ghana
David Roth [1:14 PM]:
That bird is nervous. I understand what that bird is going through.
Mike Prada [1:14 PM]:
and ghana scores
Ryan Van Bibber [1:13 PM]:
Damn
James Dator [1:13 PM]:
— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 26, 2014
godsewa23 [1:13 PM]:
sad face
voidcaster [1:13 PM]:
4 more goals right?
Jason Kirk [1:13 PM]:
WE’RE FIIIIIIIIIIIINE
| Are we fine? | |
| No | 1 |
| Yes | 0 |
voidcaster [1:13 PM]:
well that just happened
Seth Pollack [1:12 PM]:
well
MillaNilla [1:12 PM]:
:(
James Dator [1:12 PM]:
dammit all
Mike Prada [1:12 PM]:
welp
crs334 [1:12 PM]:
instead of bradley
Charlie Gebow [1:12 PM]:
Well shit
Jason Kirk [1:12 PM]:
@James Brady more or less
crs334 [1:12 PM]:
michael badley right guys, right
Charlie Gebow [1:12 PM]:
Is this because we fired your dad?
James Brady [1:12 PM]:
Are all soccer commentators this delightful?
jessezweben [1:11 PM]:
wtf bradley?!
Brian Floyd [1:10 PM]:
USA! USA! USA!!!! pic.twitter.com/eqbI5b6oKE
— Hope Solo (@hopesolo) June 26, 2014
Ryan Van Bibber [1:10 PM]:
I believe that we can skate by
Mike Prada [1:10 PM]:
klose, but no cigar
Jason Kirk [1:10 PM]:
Blown coverage by our safeties
James Dator [1:10 PM]:
@DavidRoth It better be
Seth Pollack [1:10 PM]:
Luck is a gameplan, too
Charlie Gebow [1:09 PM]:
Gak, my heart
Brian Floyd [1:09 PM]:
@Jason Kirk U-S-A U-S-A
Jason Kirk [1:08 PM]:
#WeBrokeESPN3
David Roth [1:08 PM]:
That may actually be Anderson Varejao, James.
Jason Kirk [1:08 PM]:
US-Germany peaks at over 1,400,000 streaming on WatchESPN; Investigating limited issues due to unprecedented demand
— Mike Humes (@MikeHumesESPN) June 26, 2014
Mike Prada [1:07 PM]:
@James Dator REPORTS: michael bradley will be no. 1 pick in nba draft
James Dator [1:06 PM]:
There’s a USA fan in the stands with a Cavaliers jersey on. If things go bad we know who to blame
David Roth [1:06 PM]:
It’s like a flag pin for your neck.
Jason Kirk [1:06 PM]:
No work is getting done today (via @Tulips_MD) pic.twitter.com/nlu9iUb1yM
— Arrowhead Pride (@ArrowheadPride) June 26, 2014
Jason Kirk [1:05 PM]:
A pat on the bottom from Tim Howard is scientifically proven to make you taller and richer
Grant Brisbee [1:05 PM]:
Ryan Van Bibber [1:05 PM]:
This beats Sunday tailgating because it feels more subversive
Jeremiah Oshan [1:05 PM]:
Omar Gonzalez is having himself quite a solid game for someone left for dead a couple weeks ago
Kim McCauley [1:05 PM]:
Omar proving me super duper wrong
Bill Hanstock [1:05 PM]:
Louis Bien [1:04 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni ctrl+c/ctrl+v
Ryan Van Bibber [1:03 PM]:
A workin man’s lunch and a little soccer …
James Dator [1:03 PM]:
Uruguay is biting off more than they can chew
Bill Hanstock [1:03 PM]:
i bet america ties
Mike Prada [1:03 PM]:
@Kevin McCauley we stand in solidarity with the guy that bit someone
Ryan Nanni [1:03 PM]:
can’t we just assume everything from the first half would repeat in the second great thanks
Kim McCauley [1:02 PM]:
Meanwhile, in Uruguay
Reports in South America suggest that #URU will boycott their match vs #COL on Saturday. #WorldCup #beINbrasil
— beIN SPORTS (@beINSPORTS_EN) June 26, 2014
crs334 [1:01 PM]:
also scream at the top of your lungs
James Dator [1:01 PM]:
Suggestion: Go stand in a cold shower. It’s like being there
GeminiPlus [12:56 PM]:
@CR3EPS Easy, man! Remember that USA likes dramatic endings! :D
crs334 [12:56 PM]:
my half time analyses is just me farting then realizing my coworker is in the office with me
Jack Peglow [12:56 PM]:
Jack Peglow [12:56 PM]:
Second half prediction:
Brian Floyd [12:56 PM]:
@godsewa23 thank you for your service
voidcaster [12:55 PM]:
Our halve time analyses (The Netherlands) is very positive about the way USA is playing.
Clay Wendler [12:54 PM]:
my browser is drinking a cool glass of mountain dew
godsewa23 [12:54 PM]:
Anything for you, Brian.
Brian Floyd [12:54 PM]:
Please refresh your browsers. Thank you!
OmyGata [12:52 PM]:
Made it to the half. Time to do get some actual work done at work, then back to the stressful job of watching this game.
crs334 [12:49 PM]:
I think soccer should be played on skates
Brian_Hall [12:48 PM]:
If this were a baseball game people would be upset that there haven’t been enough home runs.
Brian Towle [12:47 PM]:
Bo Pelini, how do you feel about your team’s chances to push this match at 0?
Kim McCauley [12:47 PM]:
#IbelievethatIwillpuke
Jason Kirk [12:46 PM]:
#WEMADEITtohalftime
Brian_Hall [12:46 PM]:
With this lackluster attack, I expect Landon Donovan to say that the USA could really use a “Landon Donovan type of guy” at halftime
Seth Pollack [12:46 PM]:
Go tie!
voidcaster [12:46 PM]:
@Mike Prada Time that a little worse and you are off
Ryan Nanni [12:45 PM]:
Maybe Michael Bradley’s real last name is Clausen.
crs334 [12:45 PM]:
He can’t blow the stink of Toronto FC off of him
Mike Prada [12:45 PM]:
dammit bradley
Ryan Van Bibber [12:43 PM]:
Can I bill the USMNT for ulcers?
Jason Kirk [12:42 PM]:
| 1 | 42:25 |
| Winning | No |
| Losing | No |
Brian_Hall [12:42 PM]:
Now if I’m manager and this is a FIFA game, I swap teams in the menu and give the USA a comfortable 2-0 lead.
Clay Wendler [12:41 PM]:
Mike Prada [12:41 PM]:
if they’re still losing with a minute left, they’ll be ghana in 60 seconds
e.lobell [12:40 PM]:
tim howard for sainthood
godsewa23 [12:40 PM]:
Ghana’s not Ghana win the World Cup
voidcaster [12:39 PM]:
Ghana go now, bye
James Dator [12:39 PM]:
I’m ghana need a valium during the second half
godsewa23 [12:39 PM]:
Something something Ghana wordplay
Cory Williams [12:38 PM]:
I’m ghana celebrate all day when USA advances
MillaNilla [12:38 PM]:
Going, going, Ghana. (is that a good one?)
Mike Prada [12:38 PM]:
where’s the clear-path foul review?
Charlie Gebow [12:38 PM]:
MOAR LIKE GONE-A
voidcaster [12:38 PM]:
@crs334 nope
crs334 [12:37 PM]:
have we reached our quota of ghana jokes yet
smk73 [12:37 PM]:
good night, John Boye
Jason Kirk [12:37 PM]:
Assist by Ghana
shephard [12:36 PM]:
#HIPDADJURGEN
Jason Kirk [12:36 PM]:
YO GERMANY WE TOOK YOUR COUNTRYMAN AND DRESSED HIM LIKE A COOL USA DAD HOW DOES IT FEEL pic.twitter.com/4Y9uoKs0b1
— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 26, 2014
voidcaster [12:35 PM]:
Quite tight from both sides, who would have expected that :x
crs334 [12:35 PM]:
i wonder if ed hochuli has ever laid anyone out
Jack Peglow [12:35 PM]:
Charlie Gebow [12:32 PM]:
Head on a swivel, Jones, I guess
Jason Kirk [12:32 PM]:
crs334 [12:32 PM]:
rip
jessezweben [12:32 PM]:
man, the ref really threw his shoulder into it too
Clay Wendler [12:32 PM]:
voidcaster [12:31 PM]:
Own goal yeah
Jason Kirk [12:31 PM]:
*ghana
voidcaster [12:31 PM]:
I’m watching pro-gha on stream and US-GER on broadcast so the stream is on delay
Mike Prada [12:31 PM]:
ghana finding a creative way to make up the goal differential
Jason Kirk [12:31 PM]:
| Tie in one game? | On course |
| Gahna losing the other? | All is well |
Brian Towle [12:31 PM]:
Was that a own goal?
Cory Williams [12:31 PM]:
WOOO GHANA
Charlie Gebow [12:31 PM]:
Okay, you can stop now Portugal
Mike Prada [12:30 PM]:
HAHA GHANA
voidcaster [12:30 PM]:
@smk73 Yeah no grip at all
Jason Kirk [12:29 PM]:
@kizzak heh! fake account, whoops
smk73 [12:29 PM]:
incidentally Ronaldo missed a point-blank header.. I blame his new mohawk
chrisneal88 [12:29 PM]:
Watch the grabbin Zebra!
Mike Prada [12:29 PM]:
red card the ref. fifa has to play with just a linesmen
kizzak [12:29 PM]:
@Jason Kirk Allegedly that’s a picture of the Blackhawks rally (according to the Guardian)
Cory Williams [12:28 PM]:
even the ref is German
Brian Towle [12:28 PM]:
#Pac12Refs
kizzak [12:28 PM]:
@CandyRieger Your refund check is in the mail
Wraithlord [12:28 PM]:
*grue
Wraithlord [12:28 PM]:
Oh noes a gure ;-;
voidcaster [12:28 PM]:
REF OFF!
Jason Kirk [12:28 PM]:
#USA, NYS stands strongly behind you. I'm approving an extra hour for lunch today: http://t.co/5G0ys3Zo2E #USAvGER pic.twitter.com/2TVnzqbY1A
— Andrew Cuomo (@NYGovCuomo) June 26, 2014
James Dator [12:28 PM]:
GOOD JOB REF
Charlie Gebow [12:28 PM]:
@CR3EPS Go north… GERMANY HAS BEEN EATEN BY A GRUE
Ryan Van Bibber [12:27 PM]:
This 9.95 prime rib buffet isn’t helping. I’m going to go get another plate
Brian_Hall [12:27 PM]:
@CandyRieger It’s kinda like the old text adventure games but with more gifs, swearing, and emotion.
Matt Watson [12:27 PM]:
@CandyRieger Here’s a legal (albeit Spanish) feed: http://deportesenvivo.univision.com/game/alemania-at-usa-on-20140626
e.lobell [12:27 PM]:
how many minutes have to be left until we can start hoping for the final whistle? 64 too soon?
N2theBlue [12:26 PM]:
@CandyRieger you must be new to sbnation
crs334 [12:26 PM]:
maybe if america started calling it football they’d be better at it
CandyRieger [12:26 PM]:
This is a waste of time, no coverage, verbal or video.
James Dator [12:25 PM]:
DaMarcus Beasley’s World Cup has been a series of great runs, followed by disappointment
Seth Pollack [12:25 PM]:
#FreeMix (at some point)
Brian_Hall [12:25 PM]:
I’m scared to say that the USA looks like they’ve settled in and are composed, but here we are…
voidcaster [12:24 PM]:
@Clay Wendler nice one
Clay Wendler [12:24 PM]:
Jason Kirk [12:24 PM]:
In favor of continually running into the Germans, due to our calorie intake advantages
MillaNilla [12:24 PM]:
Nice defending by the good guys so far.
crs334 [12:24 PM]:
a godawful internet feed with a racist live chat
chrisneal88 [12:24 PM]:
@husseinbaalbaki Online, on delay
Seth Pollack [12:24 PM]:
So Jermaine Jones has become our best player…
husseinbaalbaki [12:23 PM]:
how are you guys watching the game
Jason Kirk [12:22 PM]:
@CandyRieger you’re part of it! welcome!
Seth Pollack [12:22 PM]:
If Zusi hits that he’d be canonized during half time.
Brian_Hall [12:22 PM]:
SHOT! SHOT! SHOT!
Jason Kirk [12:22 PM]:
Shot above goal!
jessezweben [12:21 PM]:
I believe that we will (hopefully) tie!
Ryan Nanni [12:20 PM]:
Somebody put Jozy Altidore into the Robocop suit.
CandyRieger [12:20 PM]:
So where is the “live coverage” … am getting nothing.
Ryan Van Bibber [12:19 PM]:
Really shocking that the Germans have a clearly laid out plan for the game. Methodical even
James Dator [12:19 PM]:
@Jason Kirk baby steps
Jason Kirk [12:18 PM]:
Shot toward goal!
godsewa23 [12:18 PM]:
Thanks rain!
Seth Pollack [12:18 PM]:
There’s times I think we’ve gotten better at soccer. Then there’s today.
crs334 [12:18 PM]:
guys everyone is trying hard
Cory Williams [12:17 PM]:
what is a goal
James Dator [12:17 PM]:
This strategy of “Tim Howard’s got this” is bold
Wraithlord [12:17 PM]:
Not really, no
Jason Kirk [12:17 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber on what?
Ryan Van Bibber [12:17 PM]:
Has the US had a shot on goal yet?
James Dator [12:15 PM]:
OmyGata [12:14 PM]:
Jason Kirk [12:14 PM]:
| Time of possession | 1 |
| USA | Scant |
| Germany | Considerable |
Ryan Nanni [12:14 PM]:
I’m just happy so much of America is ignoring Derek Jeter’s birthday.
Jon Bois [12:13 PM]:
more like gerfew
James Dator [12:12 PM]:
Everything I know about Germany I learned from “House Hunters: International”
Seth Pollack [12:12 PM]:
Hey. We’re doing stuff. With the ball!
Lioli44 [12:12 PM]:
I feel a lot better when the ball is on our side of the field because I’m 80% sure that Germany won’t score from there.
Bill Hanstock [12:12 PM]:
no that’s the wrong way
Jason Kirk [12:12 PM]:
That was a damn ankle lock, ref
BrightandSunny [12:11 PM]:
SO MUCH BUFFERING, ESPN. Is this what dial-up was like?
Charlie Gebow [12:11 PM]:
RUN THE DANG BALL JURGEN BOBO
jessezweben [12:11 PM]:
that was a real nice slide though, good form
Ryan Nanni [12:11 PM]:
@Jason Kirk why would you do that today
Lioli44 [12:11 PM]:
I’m starting to question Klinsmann’s decision to make Greg Davis the offensive coordinator.
Mike Prada [12:11 PM]:
no advantage??
crs334 [12:11 PM]:
I’m canadian but due to our team sucking ass i’ll hoot and holler for the US of A
Jason Kirk [12:10 PM]:
@Ryan Nanni #ItsGreatUF
Seth Pollack [12:10 PM]:
Germany > Portagul
Ryan Nanni [12:10 PM]:
Guys we got the ball let’s just run clock
Jason Kirk [12:10 PM]:
We’re fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
James Dator [12:10 PM]:
I can’t handle this
Mike Prada [12:10 PM]:
why isn’t cameron in
Bill Hanstock [12:09 PM]:
i’m just gonna pass out for a bit if that’s cool
Jordan Anderson [12:09 PM]:
Hello
Seth Pollack [12:08 PM]:
@Seth Pollack Yes. I know.
Jason Kirk [12:08 PM]:
CROSSED THE FIFTY
Charlie Gebow [12:08 PM]:
Possesion is overrated, apparently
Ryan Nanni [12:08 PM]:
THE LORD BLESS AND PROTECT TIM HOWARD.
Lioli44 [12:08 PM]:
Keegan-Michael Key has been solid at goalkeeper this whole tournament
Seth Pollack [12:08 PM]:
Well, Geoff Cameron hasn’t screwe up yet. Progress.
Jason Kirk [12:07 PM]:
@smk73 all our soccer buses have to go 50 mph or else they blow up
Wraithlord [12:07 PM]:
Brantley whyyyyyyyy
Clay Wendler [12:06 PM]:
Seth Pollack [12:06 PM]:
“That was almost amazing” — @prada once
Charlie Gebow [12:06 PM]:
@Seth Pollack Could lose by 500 and be okay so long as POR-GHA ties
smk73 [12:06 PM]:
is the US trying to park the bus? That won’t work because we don’t really do public transportation.
Jason Kirk [12:05 PM]:
Good point
Guy in a Germany jersey at B-Dubs is just on his phone, not watching the game. When will the Germans care about soccer as much as us?
— Kevin Trahan (@k_trahan) June 26, 2014
Mike Prada [12:05 PM]:
damn portugal off the crossbar
chrisneal88 [12:05 PM]:
Bet you Germany gets an Offsides penalty at some point
Seth Pollack [12:05 PM]:
Rooting to not lose by too much is so un-American. But…
Makeshagn [12:04 PM]:
So can I watch live here???
Ryan Nanni [12:04 PM]:
Wouldn’t an own goal be hilarious, Germany? Think how popular you’d be!
Clay Wendler [12:03 PM]:
Bill Hanstock [12:03 PM]:
mike prada don’t make promises you can’t goalkeeper
Cory Williams [12:03 PM]:
It would be nice to get the sportsball at some point
Jason Kirk [12:03 PM]:
The Americans should run some offensive strategies, in my opinion
Mike Prada [12:03 PM]:
i promise no puns
chrisneal88 [12:03 PM]:
smk73 [12:03 PM]:
don’t let Jacobi in here or you will be punnished
Seth Pollack [12:03 PM]:
We aren’t going to have any possession of that round thing, are we?
Marc Quill [12:02 PM]:
Canadian supporting America here.
Brian Towle [12:02 PM]:
Second minute, and the backline is making us all weep already.
Ryan Van Bibber [12:02 PM]:
This is a real kick!
godsewa23 [12:01 PM]:
#USA
Seth Pollack [12:01 PM]:
Germany playing for the draw. Clearly
Charlie Gebow [12:01 PM]:
HOPE THEY AREN’T PRUSSIAN TO SCORE MANY GOALS
Bill Hanstock [12:01 PM]:
i don’t care what anyone says: i want the U.S. to advance
Adam Hermann [12:01 PM]:
I am scared. Is this okay?
Matt Brown [12:01 PM]:
We are less than a minute in and I’m already ready to have a heart attack.
A.J Black [12:01 PM]:
Germany is in full heel mode here with the black uniforms.
Lioli44 [12:00 PM]:
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
Jon Bois [12:00 PM]:
i’m rooting for USA in this match
Uwlwsrpm [12:00 PM]:
So…. heard Muntari and Boateng are out for Ghana. True?
Cory Williams [12:00 PM]:
GO USA
Wraithlord [11:59 AM]:
HERE WE GOOOOOOO
Jason Kirk [11:59 AM]:
Deuceface is our real national anthem
Ryan Nanni [11:59 AM]:
if you’re so good play with ten men, germany. PLAY WITH NINE.
James Dator [11:56 AM]:
DEUCE DOESN’T NEED TO SING. HE BLEEDS THE ANTHEM WHEN SOME PUNK HITS HIS NOSE
David Fucillo [11:55 AM]:
Univision time!
jrhooo [11:55 AM]:
Portrugal, in Ze cooler. 8 weeks. Ghana, for you now, ze war iz ovah.
Seth Pollack [11:48 AM]:
Wraithlord [11:44 AM]:
Mah ’Merica
Cory Williams [11:43 AM]:
So much america.
James Dator [11:40 AM]:
Hot Dogs > Bratwurst, Freedom fries > Spätzle, Hamburgers > Hamburg
Michael Katz [11:38 AM]:
Sports! Sports! Sports! Sports! America! Sports! Sports!
James Dator [11:33 AM]:
Oktoberfest? More like GOALTOBERFEST for the USMNT (Sorry)
Ryan Van Bibber [11:29 AM]:
Give us your tired, your poor, yada yada … Future defeated German soccer players welcome too, because USA!
Chris Haines [11:20 AM]:
Jason Kirk [11:18 AM]:
LET’S GIT IT
Brian Floyd [11:16 AM]:
Hello friends
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