The 50 best Twitter jokes about Derek Jeter’s final night

Just so we all understand this and be enraged ahead of time, Derek Jeter will not be the first unanimous first-ballot Hall of Famer.

— Ray Ratto (@RattoCSN) September 26, 2014

He changed the chemical game forever. Thank you, Captain. pic.twitter.com/0c68hi3qv2

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) September 26, 2014

You wouldn’t believe it if it was scripted. But in a big moment, a legend did what made him famous. pic.twitter.com/fuORH7IXqN

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) September 26, 2014

it's gonna own in two weeks when jeter's like "the only good sport is Slamball, I'm moving to canada, and my boyfriend is muslim"

— Jeb Lund (@Mobute) September 26, 2014

Bob Costas is sitting in Jim Kaat's lap. #RE2PECT pic.twitter.com/e0Mg9M5DRS

— Productive Outs (@ProductiveOuts) September 26, 2014

The Baltimore Orioles, Derek Jeter's greatest enablers to the very end.

— Jonathan Bernhardt (@jonbernhardt) September 26, 2014

Derek Jeter Repeatedly Apologizes For Steroid Use In Rambling Farewell Speech

— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 26, 2014

Derek Jeter screwed The Orioles so good in his final at-bat he should get them a gift basket

— Adam Cozens (@Adam_Cozens) September 26, 2014

Why didn't Jeter give the Orioles a gift basket & cab fare after walking off? #YeahJeets

— Tyler Tjelmeland (@TylerTjelmeland) September 26, 2014

Who gets Jeter's gift basket tonight?

— Jo (@JoDub11) September 26, 2014

Does Derek Jeter give the Orioles a gift basket now that he got it in and is moving on? I'll hang up and wait for my answer.

— Brett Lyons (@Brett__Lyons) September 26, 2014

I wonder if Derek Jeter’s assistant will deliver HIM a gift basket as a thank you when he leaves for good in the morning

— Jordan Zakarin (@jordanzakarin) September 26, 2014

Somebody's getting a gift basket tonight! #jeter

— David Rowland (@dr_eats_babies) September 26, 2014

I'm buying Derek Jeter a gift basket for that finish tonight!

— Mike Jocko Jacques (@jockosports) September 26, 2014

Fully expect the #RedSox to honor Jeter by sending him a gift basket on Tuesday. #Yankees #MLB #YeahJetes

— Tom Kopacz (@TomKopacz) September 26, 2014

I wonder the kind of gift basket the girl will get tomorrow after a night like tonight #Jeter #RE2PECT #SignedBaseball

— Michael Sanchez (@masanchez10) September 26, 2014

Does #jeter give a gift basket to the pitcher for throwing a softie his way?

— Mike Scoresby (@mjscores) September 26, 2014

#Orioles Evan Meek gives up walk-off single to Derek Jeter, returns to locker to find a rather luxurious gift basket. #conspiracy

— NOT Baseball Tonight (@NOTMLBTonight) September 26, 2014

Does Jeter get a gift basket for that?

— Vic Lombardi (@VicLombardi) September 26, 2014

Jeter gives us all a gift basket on his way out the door. #DerekJeter #Yankees #giftbasket

— Greg Brown (@Gdubstl) September 26, 2014

What an ending for Jeter.. Someone give HIM a gift basket

— Logan Bagley (@LA_Bagley) September 26, 2014

Now more than ever, I want a Jeter gift basket!!! #RE2PECT

— Justin Ekstrom (@cribby21) September 26, 2014

Derek Jeter just left a gift basket for the entire city #nyc #yankees #2

— Tom Fong (@tfizz22) September 26, 2014

I think Jeter has a gift basket waiting for the pitcher that let him get the walk off

— God's Gift (@IAS221) September 26, 2014

Jeter Sends Each Stadium Fan a Gift Basket #JetersLastHomeGame

— John F Dillon (@JFD8) September 26, 2014

Derek Jeter just gave Yankee Stadium a gift basket on his way out.

— Jordan Pope (@JordanTPope) September 26, 2014

Does the Oriole pitcher who gave up Jeter’s game-winning hit get a gift basket?

— Aaron Earls (@WardrobeDoor) September 26, 2014

I'm not saying the MLB rigged that, but that was their gift basket for Jeter.

— Josh See (@JS_693) September 26, 2014

Someone is getting a Derek Jeter gift basket tonight!!!!!

— Hal Morris (@hmorris2) September 26, 2014

Someone's definitely getting a gift basket and a signed baseball tonight #Jeter

— Marc (@MegatronFF) September 26, 2014

That pitcher just gave Jeter a real gift basket of a final pitch

— Danny Kelly (@FieldGulls) September 26, 2014

What kind of gift basket is Derek Jeter going to give the Baltimore Orioles?

— Jordan LeClaire (@iCoug) September 26, 2014

Jeter. You the man. Tell me where i should send that gift basket.

— Ed Lopez (@eddievegas) September 26, 2014

Derek Jeter owes that pitcher a gift basket.

— S.M (@redsteeze) September 26, 2014

Does New York get a gift basket from Jeter now?

— Brandon Smith (@RolandSDW) September 26, 2014

Who is getting the Jeter gift basket tonight? Me?

— Dave Appel (@dapps021) September 26, 2014

Jeter owes Orioles a gift basket #YeahJeets

— Grant (@gjd120) September 26, 2014

Does David Robertson get a Derek Jeter gift basket?

— Ryan (@Eric_Lindros) September 26, 2014

Maybe Jeter will leave the Orioles a gift basket

— Jamie Evans (@jparkere3) September 26, 2014

everyone gets a Jeter gift basket!

— John Finger (@jrfingerCSN) September 26, 2014

Jeter hits a walk-off homer, leaves a gift basket as he crosses homeplate.

— Andy Welter (@trtx84) September 26, 2014

Will Derek Jeter send Steve Pearce a gift basket because he gets to hit again?

— Dan Woike (@DanWoikeSports) September 26, 2014

Steve Pearce just screwed Derek Jeter so does that mean he gets a gift basket?

— Adam Crowley (@adamcrowleySNR) September 26, 2014

David Robertson going to get a gift basket when Jeter hits a walk off.

— Cale Pauley (@cpauley5) September 26, 2014

Real question is what lucky lady gets the Jeter gift basket in the morning?

— Jeff McGuinness (@jeffmcg88) September 26, 2014

Looks like Jeter is going to give an extra special gift basket to some random one night stand tomorrow morning.

— Öwen Burns (@tinia_flab) September 26, 2014

I have a feeling more than one gift basket will be passed out in the morning #Jeter

— Briar Jacob Ray (@jschaeff23) September 26, 2014

if you tweet about Derek Jeter do you get a gift basket?

— Mike (@boodster) September 26, 2014

I wonder what Jeter will have in tomorrow's gift basket.

— Lindsay Patterson (@lindzpatterson) September 26, 2014

"@GBHunting: That ending was Derek Jeter's gift basket to all of us." @PhilHendrix20 Time to shut it down... Nobody's topping that.

— Jake (@jakenick06) September 26, 2014