Things aren't going great for the Houston Texans right now. Let's just take a quick look at the ol' box score with just under nine minutes remaining in the second quarter.
The Dolphins had 5 touchdowns before the Texans had 5 yards
As you can see, the Dolphins are up 35-0 and currently on pace for 131 points and 1,028 yards of offense. The Texans, well, are not. Let's just enhance this quickly ...
Oh no. Ohhhh, no, Houston.
Let’s just reiterate this: the Dolphins have scored 35 points on another NFL team, and that other NFL team has netted minus-2 yards.
A week after heading down to Jacksonville and winning on the road, Houston's encore trip to Florida this week has taken a very bad turn. Their two options at quarterback are Brian Hoyer, currently 1-of-12, and Ryan Mallett, who missed the team's flight to Miami and had to fly commercial.
We’ll update this as the game goes on, but just so you know: the NFL’s worst loss since the NFL-AFL merger came in 2009 when the Titans were defeated 59-0 by the Patriots. Back in 1976, the Los Angeles Rams also beat the Atlanta Falcons by the same score.
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