NBA schedule and results: Steph Curry, Warriors top Pelicans

Purple Rain? More like Gold and Wine Rain (sorry)! That’s LeBron James dressed as freakin’ Prince.

We literally cannot contain our excitement over this momentous costume decision. He’s by himself in this photo, which means that the rest of the Cleveland Cavaliers didn’t join in on the Prince festivities by going as The Revolution.

He was just getting started then. He went on to outscore the entire Pelicans team in the third quarter, 28-26. There’s nothing anyone can do to stop the reigning MVP when he’s feeling it and trying seems to only make things worse.

That’s one of his five three-pointers of the quarter. Here’s another one, this time against perfect defense.

But sometimes, natural disasters strike and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Then Oladipo did this. Crises averted.