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Come Fan with UsTuesday, August 4, 2026

Ode to an insane, circus, Super Bowl catch

Jermaine Kearse’s Super Bowl catch was worthy of poetry.

It was no miracle, not anymore,

But Providence, simply, signaled by Kearse.

Mere settling of dues, completing the chore,

The Hawks were mere steps from quenching their thirst.

They stole their drink off Green Bay a fortnight

’ere. It seemed theirs by right when announcers screamed

“Unreal! A catch by Kearse off the carom!”

Kearse was no hero, he proferred no might,

He fell a canvas to the ball that dreamed

Flight is heedless, life was best in the womb.

As if that would be a weirder thing than

The belief held by an infinite score

Of skeptics, jerks, and an unjaded fan

For a blip, but perchance forevermore

Godly forces exist in ephem’ry

We feel, somehow, only as collective

As at church, or when a ball flies dozens

Of yards to gild the thighs and touch the feet

And anoint a man, stressing the octave

’fore the last eighth that makes weep the heathens.

Lo! What a note that roaring should have been!

But no, felic’ty’s the work of mortals.

What a quake the Beast’ve made should they’d seen

Fate as an illusion built, not the false

World constructed of success and fervor.

The sure man resigned to humility,

That limp, deflated specter of hubris.

“There is no fate,” he realized. “Error

It was to believe in our own piety.

Confused we were ‘twixt pride and godliness.“

(Photo: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports)

The Hawks were free of delusion, but no

More quenched. Now free and unfettered to roam

But into what dark strange futures they go

Victims of chance or a Kearse in the gloam.

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