Wednesday night, we set out to ruin James Dolan’s empire by eating as much of the free food at the Knicks’ fan appreciation night as we possibly could. And we pretty clearly succeeded. We either consumed or pilfered $600 worth of food and beverages
A formal rebuttal to Keith Olbermann’s vicious accusations
Thursday night, Keith Olbermann took to TV to bash our attempt at bankrupting the Knicks. But we have some questions for Keith.
$600! It’s unclear how Dolan could recover from this. That’s over 1/20,000th of Andrea Bargnani’s salary this season. We are the iceberg that has struck the side of James Dolan’s empire, and the evil dictator will surely sink. (Or he could raise MSG ticket prices by a few thousandths of a cent or fire one of his thousands of employees or something. But which is more likely?)
However, on his show, Keith Olbermann had the gall to criticize us. He called us “amateurs.” He called us “dilettantes.” He called us “the worse person in sports,” arguing that we had failed to truly take advantage of MSG’s free water bottles, normally worth $5.50. He called us weak. He questioned our very integrity as humans.
But we have to ask: Have you ever even SEEN Keith Olbermann drinking water? We tried to find evidence:
Seems fishy, don’t you think? 25 years on TV and NO pictures of Keith Olbermann drinking water?
Here we are, chugging away:
We can drink water, Mr. Olbermann. Can you?
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