Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback C.J. Wilson reportedly lost two fingers in a Fourth of July fireworks accident, and this had Los Angeles Angels pitcher C.J. Wilson on the defense on Twitter.
C.J. Wilson is making fun of the other C.J. Wilson for blowing his fingers off
Boom. Roasted.


Congrats go to @JimmyTraina for predicting -IQ RT @LOUisButIsnt: @str8edgeracer heard you lost two fingers. How you plan on pitching now?
— C.J. Wilson (@str8edgeracer) July 8, 2015 Then he realized the best defense is a good offense. A good emoji offense.
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— C.J. Wilson (@str8edgeracer) July 8, 2015 Finally, he had advice for all the athletes out there in athlete-land.
Advice to all pro athletes: instead of going out and possibly getting injured/ in trouble- just throw a pool party. Spring for DJ/ churros
— C.J. Wilson (@str8edgeracer) July 8, 2015 Sage advice. Though note that Mordecai “Three-Finger” Brown is in the Hall of Fame because he had three fingers (the grip caused crazy movement), not in spite of it. Don’t be so quick to dismiss new ideas because they’re unconventional.











