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Come Fan with UsFriday, June 19, 2026

Pretty Good, episode 5: ‘NO!!!!!!’

We need to talk about a Saints-Jaguars game from 2003. The end of it was so statistically unlikely that it probably won’t happen again until the 35th century. I’ll tell you about it, but I won’t tell you how to feel.

Pretty Good is a series about stories that are pretty good. It is written, illustrated, animated, and edited by Jon Bois. This is the premiere of the second season.

Special thanks to Elena Bergeron, SB Nation’s Senior Editor, and her brother Andrew Bergeron.

Stats were found using Pro-Football-Reference.com’s Play Index, which is incredible.

The NOLA.com article on the game that was referenced in the story was written by Jeff Duncan, and can be found here.

SPECIAL NOTE

Some of y’all have asked where the Stanislav Petrov episode of Pretty Good went off to. For the time being, we’ve had to take it down due to rights issues. It’s in the shop now, and we plan to have it back up at some point. I’m sorry about that, but I appreciate that you missed it! In the meantime, I am absolutely planning out more episodes of Pretty Good. The other three episodes are here:

EPISODE 1: OH MY GOD, THEY GAVE KOO DAE-SUNG A BASEBALL BAT.

EPISODE 2: LARRY HAS A FLYING LAWN CHAIR AND A BB GUN.

EPISODE 3: LONNIE SMITH FOUGHT THE 1980s AND BEAT ITS ASS DOWN.

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