Rob Gronkowski scored the 68th receiving touchdown of his career Sunday, giving him a total of 69 touchdowns in his seven years in New England. More than spiking the football and farting during a Lyft ride, it’s the most Gronk moment he’ll ever have in this life.
A word on Gronk’s 69th touchdown
How best to describe this feat ...
Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for Bethesda Softworks
There’s a word that perfectly encapsulates this occasion. I know there is. If only I could think of what it was ...
Cool
Aces
Delightful
Swell
Bodacious
Boss
Bangin’
Bitchin’
100 emoji
fire emoji
side eye emoji
*Bill S. Preston Esq., Ted “Theodore” Logan air guitar*
Righteous
Fetching
Fabulous
Enjoyable
That scene from The Americans, you know which one I’m talking about
Dandy
Peachy
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Glorious
Cowabunga
WOOOOOOOOO
Awesome
Tubular
Dy-no-mite
Phat!
Tight
Amazing
Amazeballs
Sublime
Simpatico
No, none of those fit quite right. I swear, it’s on the tip of my tongue ...
Starts with an N, I think? Yeah, an N. An N-I.
Ni—Oh! I’ve got it!
Nifty! That’s the word! Gronk scored his 69th career touchdown. Nifty.
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