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Jared Lorenzen, the Hefty Lefty, had a delightful response to Dontari Poe’s jump-pass touchdown

Someone sign him!

New York Giants vs Dalas Cowboys
New York Giants vs Dalas Cowboys

On Christmas, Dontari Poe — all 346 pounds of him — threw the heaviest touchdown pass ever. It was honestly beautiful.

The internet, ever ready to celebrate big people doing fun things with a football, fell in love immediately.

The play became A Thing and that thing is called the “Bloated Tebow Pass,” according to Chiefs coach Andy Reid.

But the best reaction came from another large passer: Jared Lorenzen, former quarterback at the University of Kentucky, New York Giants, and several assorted outposts where football is played across these United States.

Someone please give him a shot! We need this.

<3 <3 <3 <3

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