There’s a hot new NBA conspiracy making the rounds known as the “Delta Conspiracy,” and it confirms what we already knew: The Association wants the Warriors to win the NBA Championship.
The latest NBA conspiracy is on Delta’s in-flight television
The rabbit hole goes deeper than we ever imagined.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
More foreshadowing? (via my @Delta flight to SFO) pic.twitter.com/4yVGOoV5Yi
— Dave McMenamin (@mcten) June 1, 2016
In-flight entertainment from a Delta flight to San Francisco reveals that the Warriors will indeed win the 2016 NBA Championship. It comes following back-to-back conspiracies that the draft lottery was rigged, and the outcome of Warriors-Thunder was predetermined.
You might think this is just a casual typo intended to talk about the 2014-15 season, but think again. When you break this one down it might shock you.
- “Delta” is an anagram for “dealt.” Anderson Varejao was traded by the Cavaliers this season and finds himself on the Warriors roster.
- The running time of the documentary is 1 hour, 21 minutes. That’s 81 minutes total. What happens when you add up the jersey numbers of three Warriors players? Stephen Curry (30), Klay Thompson (11), Harrison Barnes (40). 30+11+40 = 81.
- Look at the rating -- TV-PG. Think it means parental guidance? Think again. It really means “Television value = Point Guard.” Now remind yourself what position Steph plays.
- Steve Kerr was born in Lebanon. Delta has over 100 flights to Beirut this week alone. They all connect through Paris, which uses the airport code “CDG,” or Curry and Draymond Green.
- This was not an isolated incident. It’s a plot that has been years in the planning.
Hey fellow road warriors and road warriorettes! Where are you flying this #TravelTuesday?
— Delta (@Delta) December 27, 2011
Road WARRIORS eh? We’re on to you Delta. “Travel Tuesday” likely refers to the morning after Game 5, which is slated to take place on June 13. I think the airline was sneakily saying that there will be a controversial no-call in Game 5 that the NBA will conveniently ignore. Wait for it folks, because Tuesday, June 14 will become known as “Travel Tuesday.”
Stay woke.
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