Dubs got K.D., it’s lit, turn up. He knew the only way to get the BasedGod to lift the curse was to come to the Yay, smart dude. I get asked a lot: “Hey KOOL A.D., is the BasedGod’s curse real?” and the answer is a resounding “Yes, mane, very real indeed.” The proof is in the pudding, u seen it with ur very own eyes, the BasedGod got real powers mane this is no joke the yay is a wild spiritual place and we welcome KD with open arms mane.
The Bay Area is #blessed to have Durant and Lil B
KOOL A.D. is a professional rapper, astrologist, male model and aspiring sports columnist out the Yay Area.
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Bruh, I’m just glad that finally the kids got a good shoe to cop at the Bayfair Footlocker, those Currys were depressing as fuck, I honestly think it’s Kevin Plank’s fault we lost the Finals. I gotta say I do feel bad for OKC, they don’t got much out there but fuggit mane the Bay need to kill it in the third act next year. Now that Bron Bron had his little Rocky 2 moment we can get back to yamming on him.
I'm sad Andrew Bogut leaving, feel like he slept on, if we had him Game 7, mighta actually coulda been a whole different story even. Every team need a big white boy in the locker room eating Kale chips word to Kevin Love. Sad to see Harrison Barnes go too mane, he do his thing.
Heard the Kings said never mind to Iggy thaswasup he bring that crucial flavor mane we need that dude in the town, strolling down Telegraph copping Ethiopian incense, he's hecka yay widdit and a maney presence on the court.
Heard Pau going to the Spurs, San Anto stay doin' thangs, dang, it's prob them vs. the Dubs for the WC. Bit of an emotional roller coaster for Bulls fans mane, Pau to Tejas, Rose to the Knicks, now Noah to the Knicks too? Yeesh. They leaving Jimmy Buckets out in the woods, dang, but I guess he's glad Rose is gone and they just got Rondo now so they might could scrap something together with time who knows. I say that with much love for the Bulls and the city of Chicago, I got hella fam out there, shout out Demarco and Devonte.
Ain't gonna lie, Knicks is looking kinda crazy this year, Melo, Rose, Noah, Porzingis, that's a heady quartet right there, seasoned cats, very New York, very show biz, but dudes can hoop mane they definitely finna give the Cavs some real work to do in the EC Finals. Like some of that work the Raptors were supposedly gona give them this past year. Not for nothing bruh (and my bad, even?) but I don't even really like the Raptors, not a Drake fan, sorry.
Anyway the mane thing is BasedGod lifted the curse and the one dude giving us the most trouble in the WC came to his senses and is riding for the soil, that’s a rare blessing.
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