Diamondbacks have a real lamb stumping for Jake Lamb in the MLB All-Star Final Vote

This? This is great. Bringing a live lamb to the ballpark to get out the vote for one of your players is one heck of a PR move. Also, it makes for fluffy fun and unpredictable shenanigans.

And it leaves you with an unforgettable memory of the ridiculous lengths teams will go to in order to leave a lasting impression on the fans. No matter the cost ...

Aaaanyway ... there’s the obvious signage: Even wolves #VoteLamb is a nice touch.

Your generic photo op with Goldschmidt (who is a National League reserve for the All-Star Game). But let’s be honest, the real star here is the lamb. It has no idea what’s going on and is being a good sport for the sake of a good cause.

And then there’s ... look, I have no idea what’s going on here. I won’t bother trying to explain this one. The real live lamb is one thing but the suit is ... it’s just weird. There’s also the question of who in the world they conned into wearing that thing (probably a rookie).

Of course, no Lamb-lamb event would be complete without Jake Lamb interacting with his lamb ... and said lamb campaigning at Lamb’s locker. Really, this is a gift to the world and we should all be grateful.