Tom Brady wore a giant coat against the Steelers and we loved it

Tom Brady is trying to keep warm on the sidelines of the AFC Championship in this little big number.

Of course, we cannot confirm that this is Brady and not eight children stacked on top of each other pretending to be an adult professional football player.

It looks like this contraption has a hood on it, too, so it’s possible he could disappear completely inside, becoming nothing more than a mass of Patriot-themed nylon and polyester insulation.

It’s also the perfect place to store, say, a bunch of air that you may have taken from one or a bunch of other objects that you don’t want the NFL to know about.

But hey we’re just spitballing here. Twitter had some ideas, too.

(Yes, I know that’s our Twitter.)

This is definitely something you buy on SkyMall.

This looks familiar.

So relatable am I right kids?!*

*SB Nation does not condone drinking under the age of 21.*

You can even rent Tom to make sure your proposal is romantic and picturesque.

***Update***

HOLD UP EVERYONE. WE SOLVED IT. WE KNOW WHAT’S UNDER THERE.