The Solid Verbal: Scoring the Fantasy Things Draft
Only we can decide who truly won (because we’re making the whole thing up as we go).
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After an eventful season (and start of the offseason), it’s time to assign some points (using an on-the-fly scoring system of 1-5 points per pick) to our Fantasy Things Draft from last July, so let’s assign point scores to things like:
• Coaches dancing in the locker room
• UCLA QB Josh Rosen’s 2018 draft stock
• This year’s Iowa
• Beer being sold at college stadiums
• Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh continuing to feud with his brothers in the SEC
• Then-Houston-coach Tom Herman Coaching Rumors
• The insurmountable BS coming from College Football
• Hype for a recently unsuccessful Pac-12 team (say: Washington, USC, Colorado, etc.)
• The attrition of Ohio State after the 2016 season that saw a ton of Buckeyes moving on to become high round NFL picks
• Second guessing Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly
• Freaking out online over a southern QB’s girlfriend
... and much more!
