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Morning Skate: Our rejected hockey Valentine’s Day card ideas

Sorry.

Chicago Hockey Fans Watch Stanley Cup Finals
Chicago Hockey Fans Watch Stanley Cup Finals
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Lace ‘em up. Time for the Morning Skate.


Happy Valentine’s Day, hockey friends.

Please forgive me for the link I’m about to send you to.

You see, I gave up hockey puns for a week last month. It was awful. It nearly broke me. But I survived!

I survived to help my coworker create cheesy hockey-themed Valentine’s Day cards. Please send them to your loved ones.

Oh, and here’s a treat for you: all of the card ideas that didn’t make the cut.

  • You drive me Toewsy
  • Will you Marian me?
  • Roses are red / violets are blue / plz come to Vegas / our team is so new
  • Will u be Laine?
  • U R my odd-man crush
  • Don’t go Seguin my heart

TRADE RUMORS

Boston Bruins v Colorado Avalanche
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Both teams’ GMs met publicly over the weekend, sparking a ton of speculation that a trade was imminent. It didn’t happen yesterday, but there’s still time!

Meanwhile, the Stars say they won’t make a move for at least 10 days.

Blueshirt Banter took a look at the Rangers’ trade deadline options.

Martin Hanzal’s trade value just rose.

Mike Green could be a Sabres target.

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HOCKEY FUN TIMES

Capitals winger Andre Burakovsky ordered an Uber on Sunday. He got in the wrong car. Hilarity ensued.

The Penguins’ HBK Line finally met the real Heart Break Kid last night!

INTENSE NHL REF IS BACK.


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