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Morning Skate: Our rejected hockey Valentine’s Day card ideas
Sorry.


Lace ‘em up. Time for the Morning Skate.
Happy Valentine’s Day, hockey friends.
Please forgive me for the link I’m about to send you to.
You see, I gave up hockey puns for a week last month. It was awful. It nearly broke me. But I survived!
I survived to help my coworker create cheesy hockey-themed Valentine’s Day cards. Please send them to your loved ones.
Oh, and here’s a treat for you: all of the card ideas that didn’t make the cut.
- You drive me Toewsy
- Will you Marian me?
- Roses are red / violets are blue / plz come to Vegas / our team is so new
- Will u be Laine?
- U R my odd-man crush
- Don’t go Seguin my heart
TRADE RUMORS
Both teams’ GMs met publicly over the weekend, sparking a ton of speculation that a trade was imminent. It didn’t happen yesterday, but there’s still time!
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HOCKEY FUN TIMES
Capitals winger Andre Burakovsky ordered an Uber on Sunday. He got in the wrong car. Hilarity ensued.














