Here’s what Masters golfers are thinking in their headshots
“I totally just drilled that golf cart.”
“Shit, I totally just drilled that golf cart.”
“Maybe if I smile at the people in the golf cart I hit they won’t be as angry.”
“You need something taken care of? I know a guy.”
“I farted and no one knows it was me.”
*Musical note emoji* “Glory days, well they’ll pass you by, glory days, in the wink of a young girl’s eye, glory days, glory dayysssss...” *Musical note emoji*
“I have a golf ball and you don’t, motherfucker.”
“Oh yeah? Well I have a golf TEE, how do you like them apples?”
“Did I leave the oven on after I made Pizza Rolls last night?”
“I hate this goddamn sport.”
(All images came from here.)
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