Go Plate (As Seen On TV™)
What if your drink could hold your food for you? As Mr. Go Plate himself says: No chair, no table, no problem.
For the food loving, beer drinking, cold weather game going fan in your life.
For the food loving, beer drinking, cold weather game going fan in your life.
What if your drink could hold your food for you? As Mr. Go Plate himself says: No chair, no table, no problem.
We might not have flying cars yet, but 2015 is pretty okay. Make some damn good pizza from the comfort of your favorite parking lot.
So the NFL has stupid bag restrictions. Fine. Breeze right on through security with this rule-compliant pouch that will fasten all your extra HotHands and beer money right to your thigh. Which could be appealing, if that's what you're into.
You're going to need to get those bottles opened somehow. Do it in true 2015 style in a bronze-infused stainless steel poop emoji-shaped material of your choice.
We're not saying you should burn opposing teams' players and coaches in effigy, but if you do, might as well go whole hog.
Because your satellite TV ain't gonna power itself. Starts on the first pull every time and so quiet you can sit right next to it and forget it's there. There are cheaper generators you could purchase, if you feel like buying a new one every few years.
Holds 23 standard size beer cans even though there are 24 in a pack but maybe you already have one in your hand or maybe it's an homage to MJ even though these come personalized for any team but maybe you're not counting because you're a Sixers fan and actual totals (i.e. W-L) is not your thing because trust the process.
A FLASK DISGUISED AS A GIANT BEAUTIFUL BANGLE. IT IS STYLISH. IT IS FUNCTIONAL. IT IS A FLASK DISGUISED AS A GIANT BEAUTIFUL BANGLE.
Easiest way to become the most popular person at the tailgate? Turn up with 100 oysters ready to be shucked from Island Creek Oysters, which supplies restaurants like the French Laundry.
Want pizza, but need both your hands? We got you.