Baylor vs. Texas Tech is the BUTT Bowl

BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT

It’s a rivalry, so I don’t understand why there’s no giant, bronze butt trophy.

The best part of watching the BUTT Bowl is spotting BUTTs in the wild. It’s pretty difficult! The BUTTs move fast, and sometimes what you think is a BUTT is actually a TTBU, a BUBU, or a TTTT.

Here’s one wild BUTT.

And this is what a dad who has one son at Baylor and one at Texas Tech wears. BUTT DAD BUTT DAD BUTT DAD

Sadly, neither team wears an abbreviation on their jersey, but we’ll settle for scoreboard BUTT.