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Come Fan with UsThursday, June 25, 2026

The Nets are trying to wreck your printer cartridge

Something’s fishy...

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The Nets made a printable schedule, which is nice of them. One issue: it looks like this. Unless you have paper left over from the Milky Pen days, that thing’s only “printable” if you don’t mind burning through half the precious ink in your black printer cartridge.

Theory: Evil genius gazillionaire Mikhail Prokhorov has gazillions of dollars invested in the manufacture of printer cartridges and stands to profit off your desire to hang his team’s schedule on your fridge. If Brooklyn comes out with a rainbow printable schedule, contact the authorities.

(via these fine folks)

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