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Come Fan with UsSunday, June 21, 2026

This Cavaliers fan has a basketball hoop in his beard

Like, a real basketball hoop. You could shoot a ball through it.

Martin Rose

The Wizards played the Cavaliers in an exhibition game in Cincinnati Wednesday night. This man showed up:

It would have been more impressive with a hair-net, and I’m not sure that thing’s got enough diameter for a regulation basketball, but still ... fine work, Gary. And for a preseason game! Or wait, does he have this setup all the time? When he goes outside, do birds fly in and out of his beard for sport? Do coworkers shoot wads of paper at his face at the office?

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