EXCLUSIVE: Birdman chilling with Ken Jeong is, in fact, just another Birdman tattoo

Hey, cool, NBA player/zany person Chris Andersen and actor/zany person Ken Jeong hanging out:

This is definitely a real meeting that happened, right? NO, FALSE, IT IS JUST ONE OF BIRDMAN’S MANY TATTOOS, A FANTASY RENDERED IN PIGMENT:

Remember, next time you’re feeling full of yourself, that you, too, are just another tattoo on Chris Andersen. We are all but colorful details on Birdman’s full-body inkscape.