Please don’t show this to your “NHL IS THE BEST SPORT EVERY OTHER SPORT IS FILLED WITH SISSIES” friends. So, Francisco Garcia and John Lucas III had a little disagreement. Garcia gave Lucas a textbook NBA shove, then Lucas came back with ... well, this:
John Lucas throws the tiniest, least effective punches
Great fight, guys.
That is the most cartoonish “PUT YER DUKES UP”/“WHYYYY I OUGHTA” approach and the saddest, most futile flurry of air punches I’ve ever seen. Like “HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF SOMETHING I MIGHT DO TO YOUR FACE IF YOU WERE TO BRING YOUR FACE CLOSER. DO NOT DO THAT.” He even appears to shout “WHAT’S UP!” while the kids behind him cheer him on.
Lucas actually looks a bit like the Notre Dame logo, which I guess is appropriate for St. Patrick’s Day. He’s just jabbing at nothing, knowing full well fisticuffs aren’t actually about to happen. No one’s holding you back, John. Way to look tough, though!
(Pony GIF via The Round Stable)
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