The Philles have a hot dog gun. The Phillie Phanatic rolls around on a a cart firing hot dogs into the crowd out of a hot dog-shaped cannon. As one does. Cliff Lee took it for a spin during the Phillies’ Friday night game against the Pirates and found the firepower lacking. The Philadelphia broadcast tried to explain this with the telestrator aaaaaaaand maybe that was a mistake:
Cliff Lee suffers from hot dog gun impotence
And this broadcast team might want to think twice before using the telestrator.
Hunter Martin
Cliff Lee. Hot dog gun. Unfortunate telestrator use. #Phillies pic.twitter.com/yITJYD9J5t
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) March 29, 2014 And again via @dhm:
...although it really does sound like their sad little jizz-squiggle was on point:
Cliff Lee on the hot dog gun... one problem: the guy isn't getting it into the stands.
— Kevin Cooney (@KevinCooney) March 29, 2014
Cliff Lee operating the hot dog gun. He's struggling and just gave it the dismissive wanking motion.
— John Finger (@jrfingerCSN) March 29, 2014 Cliff Lee can't seem to operate the hot dog gun. 5feet is longest length. pic.twitter.com/9A2H2KM25A
— Frank Klose (@PhilliesFrank) March 29, 2014
Totally normal, Cliff. Happens to everybody now and then. Don’t worry about it.
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