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Alonzo Mourning is super serious about his flip phone

He’s even prepared for a breakdown.

We on the internet delighted Saturday night in finding out that Alonzo Mourning, just like Jimmy Haslam, Patron Saint of Burners, is a flip phone enthusiast. ABC caught Mourning Nokia-ing away alongside Pat Riley (who probably uses some sort of scuba messenger service instead of cellphones) during Heat-Nets in Brooklyn:

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Mourning’s wife, Tracy, assures us the Heat great is not messing around with that thing:

Good to know retired NBA dads are just like your dad and my dad.

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