Listen, Mr. Schwertner ...
One Texas A&M regent wants to name Kyle Field after Johnny Manziel
... you know Johnny didn’t build that house, right?
Scott Halleran
A&M regent Jim Schwertner said he's dead serious about wanting Kyle named: Kyle Field: The House that Johnny Built.
— Brent Zwerneman (@BrentZwerneman) May 12, 2014 I followed up with a question to regent Jim Schwertner asking if he was serious, just to make sure. He was.
— Brent Zwerneman (@BrentZwerneman) May 12, 2014 ... Kyle Field has been around a long time. About a century. It’s called Kyle Field because it was originally made by a guy called Kyle. But, you know what? I get that “The House That [Person Who Excelled In Building] Built” is kind of a thing in sports, and whether or not Johnny Manziel deserves to have his name on the biggest stadium in the SEC above all other previous A&M alums, I say we go through with this. I like the idea of adding subtitles to stadium names, and I think we should retroactively extend this idea to all things with subtitles, like:
The Lord of the Rings: The House that Johnny Built
Breakin’ 2: The House that Johnny Built
Call of Duty: The House that Johnny Built
Dr. Strangelove or: The House that Johnny Built
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: The House that Johnny Built
Songs: The House that Johnny Built
...and so forth. Your idea is ridiculous, Mr. Schwertner, and it will surely never come to pass, but I like it and I give you this artist’s rendering as a reward for your ingenuity:
It's just right.
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