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Massachusetts police catch frog felon after chase

The Croaking Crook is behind bars.

MORE SUSPECTS
MORE SUSPECTS
MORE SUSPECTS
Mark Runnacles

Friday night, residents of Ashland, MA called local police after they heard what sounded like a trespasser thumping around their back deck and “banging on barrels.” Ashland PD arrived to find a far worse foe: FROG FELON. After a brief, presumably very hoppy chase, the cops caught their frog:

The frog has been transported to maximum security frog prison, where it will stand trial and possibly face execution by Mel Brooks.

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