1. Michael Bennett’s wife has the Best Butt Of All Time (BBOAT), according to Michael Bennett:
9 things we learned at Super Bowl Media Day
2. Media Day has a very strict dress code:
HOW DARE MARSHAWN LYNCH MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE MEDIA pic.twitter.com/qEzBe1H3TY
— Michael Katz (@KatzM) January 27, 2015 3. Tom Brady has a real cowlick. Like, I’m saying I think a cow actually licked his hair:
4. Michael Bennett loves to say “balls” whenever there is an opportunity to say “balls.” Balls.
5. Richard Sherman isn’t backing down:
Richard Sherman doubles down on the Kraft/Goodell relationship: "How many other owners has he hung out with, taken pictures with?"
— Ralph Vacchiano (@RVacchianoNYDN) January 27, 2015 Richard Sherman standing firm in his Goodell-Kraft cahoots theory. Asks who first owner was to come out in support of commish post Ray Rice.
— Tom Rock (@TomRock_Newsday) January 27, 2015 6. Gronk has seen and read the erotic fan fiction written about him. We witnessed it with our own eyes, via Busted Coverage:
7. Bill Belichick likes to stick his fingers in puppets:
8. Michael Bennett didn’t steal that cop’s bike, he just borrowed it:
9. And, of course:
Lynch speaks for everyone involved, as far as Media Day goes. Except for the guy wearing the barrel. He’s in it for the love.
