Someone with an excess of printer ink and posterboard is having themselves a DAY at Ohio State-Rutgers in Piscataway. As a New Jersey native, I’ve never felt more proud than I do looking at these informative posters:
Rutgers fan’s posters brag to Ohio State about high property taxes and pharmaceutical companies
This is like the best, biggest book report ever.
What Rutgers fans would like you, yes you, to know about Rutgers: pic.twitter.com/pbRyCSRtxQ
— Matt Brown (@MattSBN) October 24, 2015 Do they have Fat Sandwiches in places besides New Brunswick? Doesn’t matter. Rutgers is THE BEST AT STUFFING CHICKEN FINGERS AND MOZZARELLA STICKS INTO BREADS. WE’RE #30 IN THE WORLD, Y’ALL.
Jersey is more than just Rutgers, though. It’s also home to high property taxes and mediocre rock groups and dangerously fatty breakfast meats!!!
Rutgers fans made one for NJ too. Get excited about, uh, high property taxes and Johnson and Johnson! pic.twitter.com/qWZqkDqmwd
— Matt Brown (@MattSBN) October 24, 2015 AND ELITE PHARMACEUTICAL MANUFACTURERS! I’M SO GODDAMN PUMPED RIGHT NOW. IS IQ, AN INDIVIDUAL METRIC, EVEN SOMETHING YOU CAN DIVIDE PER CAPITA LIKE THAT? YOU MIGHT THINK NOT BUT THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT AS SMART AS A NEW JERSEY RESIDENT.
This is the masterpiece, though. Rutgers fans aren’t just gifted at Wikipedia research, they’re prescient:
Rutgers fans even wrote my gamer for me! How sweet. pic.twitter.com/HnrgNQZSse
— Matt Brown (@MattSBN) October 24, 2015 This glue stick wizard wrote an article from TOMORROW that not only tells of a Rutgers victory, but notes that OSU quarterback J.T. Barrett -- who has two heads! -- was severed. He died, I think. Also, please note that the offense generated few of the Scarlet Knights’ points. Can’t get unrealistic with this article from the future.
(Previously in Rutgers impressing the heck out of the rest of the Big Ten...)
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