Jorge Posada and umpires used to fart in each other’s faces

This is TMZ at its best, in my opinion. Chase down minor celebrities, ask them important farting questions, make magic:

I can understand how Jorge Posada could fart in an umpire’s face, but for the umpire to do the same to him would take some gymnastics. Gotta turn around and get the catcher when his head is facing the wrong way. I’m impressed, umpires.