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Bill Murray ridicules all Cardinals fans, including children

After attending the Grateful Dead show in Chicago, Bill Murray showed up at the John Deere Classic pro-am in Moline, Ill. (wearing the same shirt). He watched some golf, and he roasted some Cardinals fans. Via the Quad-City Times:

He asked if any fans saw his beloved Cubs sweep St. Louis in a double-header Tuesday. One woman behind the ropes said she was a Cardinals fan.

“Satan’s messengers on Earth,” was the way Murray described the Cardinals.

“And then it turns out your team is cheaters, too,” he added.

A few steps away, a boy with a Cardinals hat asked for an autograph. Murray signed, then noticed the red cap. “Are you a Cardinals fan? Get out of here. Rotten kid.”

I have no dog in this fight, but I am in favor of lambasting Cardinals fans AND belittling children. I’m also in favor of this:

(He appears to be writing “Miley Cyrus.”)

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