Gritty became the latest celebrity to publicly post his March Madness bracket, and it makes no damn sense — just like Gritty.
Gritty’s March Madness bracket is a delightful mess
Gritty is love. Gritty is life.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Gritty has “LOVE” cutting down the nets at the end because love always wins, but really he’s picking Duke. An appropriate pick for a transdimensional monster who will one day consume us all.
Some other fun facts about Gritty’s bracket:
- He has Gardner Webb going all the way, which leads me to believe Gritty might be a Gardner Webb alum.
- That Elite Eight matchup between Lady Gaga and University of Phoenix Online is going to be BRUTAL.
- He likes turtles ... a lot.
- I like how Bradley just morphs into “Cooper” without any explanation.
- I’m surprised Gritty has strong feelings about toothpaste brands. I just assumed he brushes with the blood of his enemies.
- Godzilla is a better name that Gonzaga.
Secretly I hope this bracket somehow wins and Gritty becomes a millionaire. Who knows what he could do with that money.
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